60+ Halloween Captions for Every Costume Picture You Post on Instagram

These clever Halloween sayings are almost too gourd.

Pumpkins and witches and ghosts, oh my! No matter what you're dressing up as this year, the DIY costume your worked so hard on deserves to be seen—by all of your social media followers, of course. Seriously, what's more Instagrammable than your adorable cat makeup? Don't waste time standing over the punch bowl at your Halloween party trying to brainstorm a clever caption for your post—we've got you covered with these punny ideas.

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Funny Halloween Captions

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  • #SquadGhouls
  • I’m here for the boos.
  • Creepin' it real!
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • I'm a haunt mess.
  • Bugs and hisses, witches!
  • Eat, drink, and be scary!
  • Howl about them apples?
  • Had a spooktacular night!
  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

    Halloween Captions With Emojis

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    • H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!
    • I'll never 👻 you.
    • You're 💀 to me.
    • 'Til 💀 do us part.
    • I need to be home before midnight...👠🎃
    • #Twinning 👯
    • I'm the 👑 of Halloween.
    • Best costume 🏆 goes to...
    • 🦁🐯🐻, oh my!
    • We trick or treat, 🌧or ☀️
    • H🌕wling at the m🌕🌕n.
    • Here for the b👻👻ze.
    • 🐝yonce.
    • We have a new 🎃 in the patch!
    • Sorry I'm ⚰, I have a cold.
    • Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!
    • He's trapped in my 🕸

      Halloween Movie Quote Captions

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      • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." - Halloweentown
      • "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" - Hocus Pocus
      • "I am the pumpkin king!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas
      • "Being normal is vastly overrated." - Halloweentown
      • "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." - Hocus Pocus
      • "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." - Beetlejuice
      • "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween
      • "I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!" - Hocus Pocus
      • "It's showtime." - Beetlejuice
      • "Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." - Hocus Pocus
      • "We've all got both light and dark inside us..." - Harry Potter
      • "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - Anne of Green Gables
      • "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" - Hocus Pocus

        Cute Halloween Captions

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        • Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us.
        • Psst...This isn't a costume.
        • Let's get spooky.
        • Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
        • No tricks, just treats!
        • This is where the magic happens.
        • Double, double toil and trouble!
        • Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
        • Something wicked this way comes.
        • Creature feature.
        • I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
        • Keep calm and scare on.
        • New face, who 'dis?
        • I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
        • Mischief managed.
        • Caution! Black cat crossing.
        • Mons-terrific.
        • Are you afraid of the dark?
        • Bad to the bone.
        • Be witched!
        • Extreme makeover.
        • Are you afraid of the dark?
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